Any fellow Canucks in NW England?

Ayah, me fellow Canadians! Just wondering if there's any of you in the Northwest parts of England - specifically around the Whitehaven area. Just wondering if I'm the only hoser in these parts.

I am not in England but I am surrounded with English here in Cyprus. I never realised how different they are to us Canadians, with their strange expressions and poor taste in food. I fondly remember all of the Wendy's and Harvey's meals that I ate and the Dairy Queens are much better now in Canada. They serve all sorts of things and their ice cream tastes better. I am from Woodbridge, near Toronto and I was last there in June/July 2009. Anyway, I am Roebrto and you can tell me about your life in England if you wish. Why are you there? How long have you been there? etc...