This is a mere "heads up" for those moving to the UK after being here 13yrs;
Must try;
Nandos; if you like chicken it's a must
Cornish pasty shops; make sure you go to the proper cornish pasty chains which are now numerous in most cities. The ones from the local bakers, superstores and, oddly, cornwall can best be described as "cheap and nasty". Contrary to popular belief, Brits do eat beef as long as its chopped up, covered in sauce and wrapped in pastry. Good though.
Cheddar twists fron Tescos, way better than those nasty bland cheese buns from superstore
Minstrels and most British chocolate, quite why these are not imported into Canada I don't know.
Indian Food, It rocks,but go out to eat it, don't let your British friends cook it as I've never had a good one.
The famous British roast dinner with yorkshire pudding, gravy, yumm,but you might want to have a checkup with a heart surgeon the next day
Brtish cheddar, the seriously strong stuff, hmmm.
PG tips,if you drink Tea, there is no substitute
Cooked Breakfast, see the note RE; the heart surgeon but stay away from the fried bread as it's foul.
jam donuts; yum, they use real jam and not the jelly crap.
Beer; As we all know Brits like to get leggless at any opportunity and a good Friday night out generally involves beating the crap out of each other/a "Glasgow kiss", a stabbing or two followed urinating and or vomiting in someones doorway. On the bright side they do have a cracking selection of beer
Avoid;
Brits who BBQ. There are three certainties when you go to these. One will be that it rains, the second is that the food will be burnt to a crisp on the outside and thirdly it will be bloodly in the middle. Best to make friends with a Auzzie of Saffer. Besides learning bar work and surfing at school to set them up for future employment in London, these people know how to BBQ.
Cooked Veg, I'm not sure why but Brits seem to boil their veg for at least an hour, possibly related to the lack of dental care.
Burgers and pizza. Best to leave these to the 'Mericans and Italians
Brits idea of coffee at home is instant, stick to starbucks or costa on the way over or better yet ask for tea.
Fries, Brits like theirs thick and mushy, again, possibly related to lackof dental care/rotting teeth.
Warm coke/pop, what's the deal??? Is it illegal to put ice in drinks? Even when you ask for ice you usually get a tiny half melted cube
Chinese food; generally bland and flavourless and very expensive for what you get, not sure why, but I gave up on chinese here a few years ago
Anyone care to add?


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