Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 4:53 am-
Try San Francisco or New York City; those are the only two places in that entire Godforsaken country that I was able to tolerate. You're right, they do discriminate, and it's because they HATE us. NAFTA be damned, to them. They don't care, that, after all, is the Country of Broken Treaties! It's even worse if you're a Canadian tribe of North American Indian. Then, it's like, you're "supposed" to be one of them, but you're not, so you're Not-American, so you're not nothing, you're less than nothing, if you can imagine such a thing. I mean, I didn't last long as a Substitute Teacher because for one thing, I would never salute the Stars and Stripes, and when you're teaching kids, especially since even though I am a Secondary Math and Science teacher I would always get stuck with Primary grade little kids, they notice every little thing and make a point of asking nosey personal questions. It helps if you're not trying to work for any level of government, from local (city or county) to State to Federal, because then they really check citizenship or at least, make you take an Oath of Allegiance to the United States. Then private sector gets stingy with those little INS forms that they could too fill out and pay for, it doesn't cost as much as they like to quibble about.
Tip: getting any State's drivers' license and a Social Security number will generally suffice if you want to fake US citizenship so they don't ask questions. California's drivers' licenses can be obtained after only living there for a year, without having to be born there. You can talk the DMV into accepting a Baptismal Certificate instead of a Birth Certificate, in some parts of the state. Most states don't ask for passports as ID because that would immediately identify you as a foreigner. The major thing is, I'm sure they can't tell by your "foreign accent" that you're Canadian, you'd have to be telling them that outright or showing a passport as ID or something. Or in some part of the country where we do sound way different, like the Deep South.