Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:01 pm-
You haven't experienced politics until you've lived in Canada.
There are four major Federal parties in Canada (or five if you include the Greens, which I don't), the Conservatives, the Liberals, the NDP and the Bloc Québecois.
In most of the country (except Québec) there are three main parties (Conservatives, Liberals and NDP) which follow the Federal parties except in BC where the Liberals are not connected to them and are right-wing and the NDP are the main left-wing party, except in the rural areas where it's basically the Conservatives against the Liberals. So you often see BC Liberal MLAs switch to the Conservatives when they run for Federal office.
Confused yet? If not, visit Québec.
And you haven't seen a Govt. in action until you've seen a bilingual argument over a budget measure in Parliament.
I have to say the biggest laugh I ever have is watching coverage of the Alberta Legislature, which is unicameral and the tories hold nearly all the seats.
Joe Iggy MLA (PC - Smalltown): "I would like to ask the Minister of Public Safety what my constituents should do if they have an emergency."
Sarah Asskisser MLA (PC - Spruce Grove): "I would suggest that they contact the emergency services. I believe they have a special telephone number for that purpose."
Arnold Backbencher MLA (PC - Le Duc) "Is it 911?"
"Yes, I believe so, I thank the gentleman for his assistance in answering the question."
Joe: "Would the minister happen to know how much money the Province spends on supporting the 911 service?"
Sarah: "I would have to look it up but I believe it's quite a lot."
Bill Gruff (PC - West Lethbridge): "I would like to ask the Minister for Housing and Infrastructure if he is aware that shoddy building practices in Lethbridge have led to some of my constituents getting upset."
Fred Fatass (PC - Drumheller): "The courts are available to redress these problems in the gentleman's riding."
Bill: "I thank the honourable gentleman for his considered opinion."
Mr. Speaker: "Now we move onto motions, does any member have a motion to make?"
Darhan Kang MLA (Liberal - Calgary NE): "Mr. Speaker, I rise to present a petition from my constituents complaining of possible corruption in the allocation of Provincial funds to the Calgary Health Region and the effect it his having on the vaccination of pre-school -"
Mr. Speaker: "I'm afraid we've run out of time for motions, onto legislative business."
Bob Green (PC - Edmonton Gold Bar): "Mr. Speaker, I rise to introduce the Road and Highways (Amendment) Bill, to amend schedule 1 of the Road and Highways Act 1982 to re-allocate municipal road levies to the Provincial highway fund in order to ensure uniformity of expenditure on highways throughout the Province."
Premier Ed Stelmach MLA (PC - Fort Saskatchewan): "ZZzzzzzzzzzz."
Truly, democracy is a beautiful thing to behold.
http://www.cbc.ca/mercerreport/backissues.php?season=5
click on episode 11 and watch "congrats Mr Stelmach"
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Steve.