Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:48 am-
I always get the third degree, I think they're just grouchy from low blood sugar because I usually cross at lunchtime. Either that or they're just bored and need someone to talk to.
One time I had this USCIS officer who was absolutely convinced (in her own head) that I was going to visit a girlfriend in the US and she even said to me: "it's okay to tell me, I won't deny you entry" - so why even ask me the question then?
The most idiotic thing to me is this assumption they always have that you might be entering to work illegally. Yeah, I'm going to travel FROM Alberta TO Montana to work illegally. Like that's going to happen. I'll go and work at the railroad yard in Shelby or go and work on a ranch for minimum wage. Or I know, I'll go and mine copper in Butte.
They move the USCIS officers around on postings I think, so often they seem to be unaware just how ridiculous some of the comments they're making seem to be.
"Ah, I see from your card that you work in IT, are you planning on doing any IT work in Montana during your stay?"
Oh yes of course I am, Montana is well-known as a hub of the IT industry.

Jesus, my cellphone doesn't even work there because Verizon is the only local carrier and I can't roam on their network!
The funniest thing is when they're asleep, try crossing at a border crossing early in the morning. I went through Pearson Airport once and the CBSA officer who handled customs was out cold. She was behind plexiglass and couldn't hear me yelling, so eventually another CBSA officer saw me jumping up and down and went over and knocked on the glass.
And I went through a border crossing in Idaho where the CBP guy was dozing off and dribbling over himself.
Yes, we're in safe hands. Don't worry.

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Steve.