Strangest things/behavior seen while traveling?

1) I've seen a man on rollerskates with a 30ft cross on wheels over his shoulder traveling in the shoulder of a highway (by rollerskates) (VA).
2) 2 men walking a Camel on the side of the road (on I-4 Between Tampa and Orlando), their zoo party bus had broken down/run out of gas..
3) A VERY hairy butt mooning us out a side window of a car (also on I-4).
4) A crazy guy screaming and attacking a phone booth at a rest area in NJ.

What are the craziest things you've seen when traveling?

I saw a guy taking a pee from the top bunk in a dorm room. He was so drunk I don't think he could be bothered to get out of bed and go to the toilet. Not the best thing to see when trying to get a good nights rest.