This is great haha, I've had my share of European encounters that were... interesting to say the least. I was in Birmingham, England last year and my cousin's friend, who called our country "Canadia", seemed to be convinced we couldn't grow cabbage.
Check out "Ric Mercer Talking with Americans" on You Tube. George W. Bush expressed his appreciation for PM Jean Poutine's endorsement of his candidacy.