You know you're Canadian when...

You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
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You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk"
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You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine"
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You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
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You drink pop, not soda.
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You know what it means to be on pogey.
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You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!!"
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You can drink legally while still a 'teen.
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You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
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You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel with good cigars and no Americans.
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When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.
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You're not sure if the leader of your nation has EVER had sex and don't want to know if he has!
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You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
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Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
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You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
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You sit on a couch not a chesterfield - that is some small town in Quebec!
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You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
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You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
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You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
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You know that Mounties "don't always look like that".
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You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly".
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You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.
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You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.
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You participated in "Participaction".
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You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale,  "What's good enough protection for the Prime Minister good enough for me".
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You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.
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Unlike any international assassin/terrorist/spy in the world, you don't possess a Canadian passport.
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You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.
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You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize" and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.
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You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada and you make a mental note to talk about at at work the next day.
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You can do all the hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's "Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo" opus.
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You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.
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You were mad when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air.
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You know what a toque is.
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You have some memento of Doug and Bob.
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You admit Rich Little is Canadian and you're glad Jerry Lewis is not.
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You know Toronto is not a province.
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You never miss "Coaches Corner".
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Back bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of your favourite food groups.

MM I had to get my folks to post me some KD by the carton... I tried to explain it to these people that it's just not quite mac and cheese!

You might already be Canadian….. if….

If you wear an “Anarchy Now!” t-shirt, but get mad when guests come over and don’t use the coasters.

If you own a “Canadian Girls Kick Ass” T-shirt, even though you, yourself would never kick ass

If you’ve ever had a Naniamo bar….. in a bar… in Naniamo….

If you’ve every posed for a picture beside a Large Object Next to a Highway.

If you remember where you were the day Ben got caught

If you understand the off-side rule in hockey

Quoted and misquoted from: How to be a Canadian by Will Ferguson & Ian Ferguson. Get your own copy, it’s hilarious.

.... you spell HELL by saying H-E- double hockey sticks....

[quote="Brenda"].... you spell HELL by saying H-E- double hockey sticks....[/quote]

OMG! I have been saying that so often lately, how sad am I?

MMMMM Homo milk...

Just read all of the stuff here on Canadians....excellent! I needed a good laugh! The funny thing, is that they are all true!!

You know when World War 2 really started.

You know there's one more international terrorist out there with a Canadian passport because they just stole YOURS.

When you tell someone "the Queen is on the 20-dollar bill" and because you said "dollar" they immediately call you an "American."

[quote="pkennedy1990"]You know when World War 2 really started.

You know there's one more international terrorist out there with a Canadian passport because they just stole YOURS.

When you tell someone "the Queen is on the 20-dollar bill" and because you said "dollar" they immediately call you an "American."[/quote]

WOW, even on this post, which is lighthearted and funny, you are negative and angry. I don't get why you stay if life is so awful for you here.

You also know you're Canadian if...

You have a shirt with the Molson beer logo or like the adds but would never EVER drink Molson itself!

You refuse to acknowlege that Willian Shatner wears a toupe

Whenver you talk about famous Canadians you always "forget" Shania Twain and Jim Carrey

Whever some one Canadian is on TV you feel the need to point it out and say oh he/she's Canadian...even if the only one there is you're pet cat...
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